O.O *Faint*
O.O *Faint* I… am… GOD!!! *Tremble* This… is… AWESOME!! Ok. This is how it happened:
My friend and I had a machete and we were slicing oranges off the tree in my back yard, and my friend had and orange stabbed on the tip of the machete and swung it off. When the swung the machete, I was right by him, and I am so, freaking lucky, that he turned the blade so he didn’t slice into me with the